I've spent too much time reading things like this lately. At one point I got confused as to whether Olivia was talking to Elliot or this other guy, possibly Elliot's evil twin, named lliot. Is that what you get when The Iliad meets an idiot?
Did you know that FFN has a feature allowing you to report stories with Disregard for Proper Language? This week, I went to church with a feeling of faith for the first time in a long time.